gawd, just freakin’ shoot me and put me out of this perimenopause b.s. misery!
this is insane...i am NO longer the person i used to be
it’s driving me crazy...
i’m now this blithering, sappy, wimpy thing
that cries at anything...everything
everything that’s said to me is taken on the defensive and sends me into cry-baby mode
kinda hard to maintain my hard-ass reputation these days when everything brings on the waterworks
poor Wifey...doesn’t know wtf to do with me these days...walking on eggshells ‘cause She never knows which of my U.S.ofTara personalities is going to come at Her
nobody warns you about this shit
oh, yeah, you hear stories but no one ever tells you how difficult the journey into the next phase of your life is actually going to be
and then there’s my mom...breezed through the whole damn shit with nothing but hot flashes
i see the ‘easy menopause’ skipped a freakin’ generation and hit me square in the female kahunas (#3).
so, ladies, if you haven’t already hit the messy phase of your life, take a deep breath and get ready to ride a tsunami wave of hell if your family genes are so predisposed...
and for those of you who haven’t or won’t experience this hell, fuckin’ hats off to ya! consider yourself one of the few lucky ones