Friday, May 29, 2009

well i finally have a one-word label!

"Futch - What is a Lesbian Futch?

Definition: Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida who was one of the contestants on MTV's Shot at Love with Tila Tequila coined the word "Futch." She says the word describes someone who is neither feminine nor butch, but a cross between. "

i know i know...i'm a bit behind the times in this knowledge....

not that i really need a label...but now it'll be easier for me to explain my lesbian 'style'...yup, i'm definitely futch! lol

not that i seriously watched that sickitating, nauseating, pathetic Tila on a regular basis...i caught the first and second episodes and had to turn it off despite the hot Dani that was vying for the obnoxious, hugely-naricisstic whore of Tila. really, W T F????

i'm sorry....i just really find her distasteful and disgusting...her whole demeanor smells shitty and fake. Dani was actually the lucky one. sounds kind of funky weird but it makes sense in linguisitic and phonetic terms, no?

yes yes i know....we're not supposed to be labelled....but really, it is much easier to explain 'labels' to the simplified and naive world of hetero's who are genuinely interested in who you are, what it's 'like', and all the sexy details to appease their hungry curiosities ;-)

hey girls....this futch is looking for a sexy butch ;-)

ciao bellas and happy weekend

twinkle my eye...

i round the corner this morning for tea and croissant
you cross the street to the same place
our eyes meet
and i follow in behind you
you, very young yet very sexy butch-dyke
with your sassy short black hair, a touch of blue on one side
i'm excited that you actually scope me out
a rare treat for me
and i smile at you
and scope you out too
you pay
you leave
you sneak a peek over your shoulder
at me!
i pay
i leave
i feel like following
but that would be stalkish
and stupid
but i do smile
as i enter my work building
and wink at the sexy chocolate-skinned security officer
you've just made my day

thank you

Sunday, May 24, 2009

patience and all that virtue shit.....

don't get your sexiness all in a clusterfuck...a new profile takes time to piece together

see ya soon ;-)