Friday, May 29, 2009

well i finally have a one-word label!

"Futch - What is a Lesbian Futch?

Definition: Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida who was one of the contestants on MTV's Shot at Love with Tila Tequila coined the word "Futch." She says the word describes someone who is neither feminine nor butch, but a cross between. "

i know i know...i'm a bit behind the times in this knowledge....

not that i really need a label...but now it'll be easier for me to explain my lesbian 'style'...yup, i'm definitely futch! lol

not that i seriously watched that sickitating, nauseating, pathetic Tila on a regular basis...i caught the first and second episodes and had to turn it off despite the hot Dani that was vying for the obnoxious, hugely-naricisstic whore of Tila. really, W T F????

i'm sorry....i just really find her distasteful and disgusting...her whole demeanor smells shitty and fake. Dani was actually the lucky one. sounds kind of funky weird but it makes sense in linguisitic and phonetic terms, no?

yes yes i know....we're not supposed to be labelled....but really, it is much easier to explain 'labels' to the simplified and naive world of hetero's who are genuinely interested in who you are, what it's 'like', and all the sexy details to appease their hungry curiosities ;-)

hey girls....this futch is looking for a sexy butch ;-)

ciao bellas and happy weekend


  1. Futch, cute ;) The only label I adhere to is 'emotionally needy' because that's the one I have to feed :D

  2. yay JFP! someone commented! woooooohooooo.
    ok, a little over the top on that one...but i love you...ok, i don't mean LOVE you...but i luv're so great and i really want to come and see you and MK, the kids and doggie somewhere in the next short future...i have this need to connect with just-awesome-amazing-good-folk!

    and all that shit ;-)