how do you spell holy shit"!?!?!?

in the form of melted chocolate

in my pocket

LMAO

yup, it’s been a typical Monday as usual…you know, late to work thanks to day-4 cramping to start my day, tons of ‘urgents’ awaiting my studious attention once i drag my sorry ass to my desk and barely time to breath or enjoy breakie.

after chatting it up with my friend/co-worker one floor above me, i, as usual, stop in at a member’s office and do the help-yourself thingy with the lovely ICY SQUARES Moritz foil-wrapped chocolates he puts out in a dish on his desk…he never minds when we all stop by to dig in and satisfy our sweet cravings.

but as karma would have it, i stuck the little squares of chocolate delight into my pants pocket only to…yes….forget about them all together for about

3.5 hrs!

yes, dear friends, what do you think little squares of chocolates look like after they’ve been squashed inside your pants pocket, while you’re sitting down after that length of time???

i gloriously found out quickly once i went to get up to leave my desk for lunch, place my hand inside my pants pocket to retrieve lose change and a $5 bill….

oh my, squooshy fun that didn’t quite look like chocolate if you can envision it.

by the time i retrieved all the melted goosh, the $$, and the lip balm, it had tried to camouflage itself into my already beige-with-bown stripes top I was wearing….

carefully, trying to hide my just-shit-myself-look from my co-workers, i made my way to the bathroom to clean up said mess.

well, at least i, and those in the washroom, got a good chuckle for the day….

have a good one!

J

video time..."Scream"

ok, i'll post some blog wording soon! jeesh! lol
but, in the meantime, check out this vid: (sorry, got a link it 'cause it's disabled for embedding - fuck!)

don't know 'bout you, but i had to change my undies twice! lol

*Scream* - Timbaland & two hot HOT bitches, Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger - enjoy!!!!

***lyrics excerpt***

"Scream"

I got a plan for you and I
Let's journey across the Venetian skies.
Can i have some of your cookies, can I have some of your pie
May I cut the first slice, so won't you

denial? not anymore ;-)

for a look at the hotties singing it, go to this link....i can't post the actual vid here...sorry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFwc8M0M-Y

songs from my heart....

to my love....
words just aren't flowing like they should...does true love makes us all stupid??? lol
i've been trying to write my vows for our upcoming wedding....how can i NOT?? have words flow easy from my heart when i know what i feel about her/Us....it's like a fucking writer's block which seems to be in conjunction with my not being able to write poetic prose either lately...fuck, it's so frustrating.
true, i still have some months to put it all together but i'm worried i won't find the right words and then i'll look like a damn idiot on Our Day either by not having something original from ME or having something idiotic sounding 'cause lately, i HAVE been acting like an idiot - enough said, she knows what i'm talking about.

(this one - kind of funny vid to watch - lip-syncing contest)



btw....these two videos are GREAT for make-out time ;-)

you call that an apology???

lol...and the saga continues.....

so, i'm up fairly early on my day off, playing Bejewelled Blitz on FB, my babe is at work, we're missing each other crazily and "notifications" of new stuff pop up on my profile....

i see said 'friend' from last blog has tagged me on a photo of hers....so, curious, i jump to said photo and see her fingers holding a weird looking object that resembles something like a fucked up fortune cookie/clam shell kind of thingy??



so i'm thinking "wtf is THAT and why the fuck would you tag my name to it???"...i wasn't impressed.

if that was her way of apologizing to me, she has some 'splainin' to do.

and this is what i get after 8 yrs of devoted friendship through all kinds of shit?

uh, uh....no thank you.

i don't know, girls...what do you think?